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About Deadbeat Monkey...
A lot of procrastination went into this. We call bullshit on bullies, bigots, and politicians (sometimes, one in the same). Follower of Christ, but not the blue-eyed mascot rolled out for prayer breakfasts, press briefings and klan rallies. Nope, I mean the real one, the table-flipper who gave zero fucks who was sitting at them. The one who destroyed corrupt systems and healed those the religious elite crushed.
I cuss, like a lot. My mom was a bartender, my dad the navy. So, a sense of humor and a timely get fucked is genetically bonded to my soul. If you’re tired of being screwed with, beaten down, and like to laugh, you’re in the right place.

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