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About Deadbeat Monkey...
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A lot of procrastination went into this. We call bullshit on bullies, bigots, and politicians (sometimes, one in the same). Follower of Christ, but not the blue-eyed mascot rolled out for prayer breakfasts, press briefings and klan rallies. Nope, I mean the real one, the table-flipper who gave zero fucks who was sitting at them. The one who destroyed corrupt systems and healed those the religious elite crushed.

I cuss, like a lot. My mom was a bartender, my dad the navy. So, a sense of humor and a timely get fucked is genetically bonded to my soul. If you’re tired of being screwed with, beaten down, and like to laugh, you’re in the right place.

Deadbeat Monkey

Chief Bottle Washer, Volunteer Firefighter , and Semi-Professional Rodeo Clown

(509) 867-5309

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